1 Gorilla vs 100 Men

If 1 gorilla fights against 100 unarmed men, the gorilla is likely to dominate initially due to its immense strength, speed, and aggression. A silverback gorilla can lift over 1,800 pounds and run up to 25 mph. That’s not something your average gym bro is ready for.

But… 100 is a lot of people.

Here’s a playful breakdown:
First 20 guys: probably get wrecked.

Next 30: might start to tire the gorilla out.

Last 50: could finally subdue it—if they’re brave enough not to run.

So, if we’re being realistic:

If the men are coordinated, strategic, and willing to take losses, they could win.

If they panic or go one by one, the gorilla wins—no contest.

???? [Intro – Hype Voice]
Yo!
It’s the fight of the century!
One silverback gorilla…
Versus ONE HUNDRED dudes who skipped leg day.
Let’s goooo!

???? [Verse 1 – Gorilla]
I’m the king of the jungle, I swing with ease,
Got arms like logs, break bones like cheese.
They sent a hundred men, what a bold mistake,
I bench three Hondas before I’m awake.

One steps up? He gone in a blink.
Two steps up? Now they rethink.
I'm built like a tank, run like the wind,
By guy number ten, they prayin’ for sin.

???? [Hook – Crowd Chanting]
1 gorilla, 100 men,
Guess who’s swingin’ on fools again?
Call it wild, call it insane,
But that monkey got fight in every vein!

???? [Verse 2 – The Men]
We came in deep, like Spartans hype,
Chest out, no plan, just ego and pipe.
Jimmy brought snacks, Todd wore flip-flops,
Half the crew left when the fur started to drop.

But wait! We circle up, form Voltron mode,
Thirty on the legs, fifty goin’ for the throat.
He roars loud, man we feel that bass,
But teamwork wins... in a very slow pace.

???? [Hook – Crowd Chanting]
1 gorilla, 100 men,
Twelve went home, the rest pretend.
Legends say it’s still goin' on,
In some jungle gym near a suburban lawn.

???? [Outro – Wise Voice]
Moral of the story, take this gem:
Don’t fight a gorilla unless you’re at least 101 men.
Or bring snacks. ????